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Celebrity Death Match Round 5.5
"Hedgehog Day"


Jahar9: Ladies and Gentlman, here we are again for a kind of off-beat match. We're just about to start the first Deathmatch that involves us, the commentators. Soon, our mystery refferee and commentators will be arriving, and CDM Commentators vs. the IRS will begin.

Believer: In other words, this one will certainly be interesting.

Sidney: Wonder I do my place who will take, mmmm.

Jahar9: Me too.

Believer: Here they come!

*Four people walk in, three mystery commentators, and one mystery refferee. As they remove their disguises they reveal....

Believer: Oh my...

Jahar: Wow...

Sidney: Uh oh...

~The commentators are: Rosy O'Donnell, taking Believer's place; Yoda, in the place of Sidney, and Ghost in the Jahar9's spot. The mystery reff takes off his mask. It is...ALEX TREBEK!~

Believer: Oh, kool, Rosy! I love your show!

Sidney: Back you are, Yoda! So happy am I!

Yoda: Glad am I, as well.

Jahar: ~Sighs~ Hello, Ghost. You were all I could think of.

Ghost: That's okay. I have always wanted to commentate!

Rosy: So, are we getting started or what? And how come no one wanted Tommy to take their place?

~And so, the match begins...~

*Ghost sits down in chair, and falls out of it*

Ghost: How on earth do you sit in this thing Jahar?

Rosy: Must be the orthopedic shoes.

Jahar9: Hey! I don't wear orthopedic shoes!

*Believer hops into the ring*

Believer: Come on!

Jahar9: I'll get you for that one! *shakes fist at Rosy* *Whispers to Believer* Couldn't you have picked Mulder?

Sidney: Quit whining you should, the IRS is coming.

Jahar9: How foreboding.

*Pigeon and PK wave from the stands. Jahar9, Sidney, and Believer wave back*

Yoda: Start the match we shall.

*Alex bangs Pigeon's...hey wait.....

Alex: PigeonMorph, get down here.

*Jahar9 laughs*

*Alex bangs Pigeon's head and the match begins*

Believer: Come on IRS!

Jahar9: Oh, this should be so much more fun than track practice.

Yoda: Stop talking you shall. Commentate this match we will.

Rosy: Sidney. Why would a girl call herself Sidney? And speaking of Sidney, she's making the first move on the IRS!

Ghost: She's going right for the head of the deparment!

Yoda: Jahar9 is staying back, yes?

Ghost: I wonder why.

*Jahar9 climbs up on the ropes, preparing to jump onto an IRS employee when she looses her balance and falls backwards into the crowd*

Jahar9: Ouch. *gets back up and trys again*

Rosy: That girl's going to give herself brain damage if she keeps falling like that.

Yoda: Give up she will not.

Ghost: What a weirdo.

Jahar9: I'll take that as a compliment.

*Jahar9 climbs back up onto the ropes, and this time doesn't fall*

Rosy: It looks like Believer is cornered by about a half a dozen IRS people. This is not looking good.

Ghost: Meanwhile, Sidney is plowing her way through the opponents like...well, a plow.

Yoda: *sarcastically* Great discriptions you give.

Ghost: Believer has fought her way out of the corner, but the IRS is bringing out it's secret weapon.

Rosy: It's..it's HUGE!

Yoda: Weird it is.

Jahar9: What the....is that legal to have that?

IRS: We are the mighty IRS, we can do whatever we want.

Pigeon: We are the might freaks, and we challenge you!

*Pigeon and PK jump into the ring.....*

Pigeon: Ha ha! Your pitiful weapon has no affect on us weirdos!

IRS: Wanna bet?

Alex: Betting is not allowed!

IRS: Sorry. Okay, then...wanna find out?

Pigeon: ~gulps~ Uhh...

~Pigeon runs out of the ring, screaming "I have a noodle in my shoe!"~

Believer: Pigeon, get your butt back here. We need you! ~under her breath~ I never thought I would say that.

Yoda: Activating the weapon are they.

Rosy: Whoooo-hooooo! C'mon, I bet I can make a song about this!

Alex: NO betting!

Ghost: Oh no! You guys, would you please watch the match?! Believer just got knocked out. She's...oh, my.

Rosy: She's growing!

Jahar: Why does stuff always have to grow?

Yoda: Huge is Believer.

IRS: Hey, why are you growing?

Believer: I wanted to.

IRS: Okay.

Yoda: Drop kicked an IRS agent, PK just did! Oh, and punched one in the shoe did Jahar. Wait, no. Punched herself in the shoe she did.

Rosy: What a bunch of weirdos.

Ghost: Okay, so five IRS agents are down so far, leaving ten to go. Believer is the size of the Empire Stae Building, Jahar is hopping around the ring holding her foot, Pigeon is cowering in a corner saying "there's a noodle in my shoe", Sidney is using some nice moves using the force of the Mighty Dangling Participle, and PK is using...well, that isn't any type of fighting that I've ever seen before.

Yoda: Yay! Go Sidney! Use that force!

Rosy: Oh, it looks like the IRS is...

Ghost: Clipping their collective toenails!

Rosy: Please tell me you just always wanted to say that.

Ghost: I always wanted to say that.

Rosy: Good.

Yoda: Aiming the weapon the IRS is.

Sidney: Pigeon, some help we could use?

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe, there's a noodle in my shoe, there's a shoe in my noodle..

Rosy: That girl's insane. She's right, she's got a shoe in her noodle.

Jahar9: Come on Pigeon, we need your help!

*Pigeon hops into the ring, where an IRS agent drops a noodle into her shoe.*

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe! There's a noodle in my shoe! *Runs away*

Believer: You know Pigeon, that's old.

Yoda: Ah, but a noodle she really does have in her shoe this time.

Ghost: She's the girl who cried noodle!

Rosy: Back to the match! Look, Believer has stomped down two agents, PK is still mowing more down, Sidney is making very good use of the Participle, but Jahar, no one know's what's up with Jahar9, it looks like she's grabbing at the Participle!

Jahar9: Gimme the Participle! I want to examine it!

Ghost: What a weird weirdo.

Yoda: A weird weirdo she is!

Rosy: *Sings* She's a weird, wierd weirdo, a weird, weird weirdo she is!

Ghost: Look, Jahar is stomping agents with her orthopedic shoes!

Jahar9: Leave my orthopedic shoes alone!

*Believer is about to stomp more IRS agents when...

Believer: Hey, Jahar! Where'd you get your orthopedic shoes?

Jahar9: Umm, a special place?

Ghost: Jahar is certaily acting weird today. She seems more like Pigeon.

Jahar9: I can assure you that I haven't switched places with anyone. I just have too much energy today.

Sidney: Then use it to get the IRS you should!

Jahar9: Alright. Where to start, where to start. Hmmm.

Believer: They're gonna shoot that thing! Look out!..... *all of the Weirdos freeze for a moment, then hit the floor as the IRS shoots the weapon*

Rosy: Okay, that was completely pointless.

Ghost: Yeah, all this fuss about a water gun?

Lead IRS agent: Yes, but you have to admit, it's a BIG water gun!

Yoda: And soaked the Weirdos are.

Jahar9: I'm melting, I'm melting, oh, what a world!

Believer: Oh, get up, you big baby, it's just a little water.

Sidney: Ack!! That stupid water gun soaked my big comfy multicolored shell! And it threw me on my back! I feel all squishy and I can't move!

Rosy: *singing* I feel squishy! Oh so squishy!

Ghost: Please, do not ruin West Side Story for me that way.

Sidney: *folds arms and hums nonchalantly, then starts making a face* Hey, I have two questions:
1.) Weren't Mulder and Scully supposed to be fighting this round with us?
and2.) WHERE DID THE PARTICIPLE GO!!!!!...?

Yoda: Uh-oh... knocked it out of her hands the water gun must have!

Ghost: But who has it now? *Scully walks in, followed by Mulder who is brandishing the Participle*

Yoda: The Participle Mulder has!

Jahar9: I don't think he's qualified to use that.

Mulder: You mean like this? *Swings participle, smashing parts of the stands*

Sidney: Who's side are you on?

Jahar9: I don't want to know.

Believer: *sweetly* Mulder, would you please give Sidney back the participle?

Scully: What on earth is going on over on the stairs?

*Everyone walks over to the stairwell, where they see PigeonMorph running up and down the stairs.*

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe, doodly do! There's a noodle in my shoe, doodly do!

*Yoda grabs Participle off of Mulder and whacks Pigeon over the head with it.*

Jahar9: How...intersting.

Believer: What do we do with her now?

Mulder: Hey, can I have the Participle back now?

Yoda: No.

*Mulder tries to grab the Participle off of Yoda, but the IRS grabs it first*

Sidney: Fair that was not!

Jahar9: Hey, no running in the hallways!

*Jahar9 chases the IRS down the hall, but slips on a sunflower seed and falls down.*

Believer: Is she OK?

Rosy: What kind of question is that? Has she ever been OK?

Yoda: OK she is, landed on her orthopedic shoes she did.

Jahar9: I DON'T WEAR ORTHOPEDIC SHOES!

Rosy: I bet she's lying.

Alex: NO betting! You can wager, but no betting.

Rosy: Isn't wagering just another word for betting?

Alex: *Looks stumped* Uhhhh.

Rosy: I stumped Alex Trebek! Ha ha! *Breaks into song* I stumped Alex Trebek! I did I did, I stumped Alex Trebek.

Alex: Alright already!

Jahar9: My butt hurts.

Sidney: Cares about your butt no one does.

Rosy: Watch out! Here comes the IRS again!

Yoda: A new weapon they have.

Believer: I think this is the first fight to take place in the hallway.

Jahar9: Come and get me you kiwi-flavored dodos!

Alex: Kiwi-flavored dodos?

*Jahar9 charges one of the IRS agents headfirst, but the agent steps aside and Jahar runs smack into the wall*

Believer: OK, tell me that didn't hurt.

Jahar9: It didn't hurt, it didn't hurt.....I'm OK!

Sidney: OK you never were.

Jahar9: I feel a bit woosy...

Scully: Let me through, I'm a doctor.

Jahar9: *slowly* We know that. Yeah...a doctor...about time I got some service..

Scully: She's got a concussion.

Sidney: Swell.

Scully: No, there's no swelling yet, but..

Sidney: Swell I did say, meaning swell.

Jahar9: You mean that word from the 1950's?

Alex: Are you making fun of my generation?

IRS: What a pleasant distraction, and we hate to distract you from it, but ha! Look at what we have now!

Jahar9: It's big....beeeeeeeeeeggg!

Rosy: It looks like the shrink ray from Honey I shrunk the Kids!

Believer: It's gonna blow, it's gonna blow. THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT US!

Yoda: Obvious that is.

Ghost: There's no way out now.

Beleiver: Wait, I have an idea! All we have to do is...
 

*BANG*
 

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Jahar9: Ladies and Gentlman, here we are again for a kind of off-beat match. We're just about to start the first Deathmatch that involves us, the commentators. Soon, our mystery refferee and commentators will be arriving, and the IRS versus the CDM commentators will begin!

Believer: In other words, this one will certainly be interesting.

Sidney: Wonder I do my place who will take, mmmm.

Jahar9: Ditto.

Believer: Here they come!

*Four people walk in, three mystery commentators, and one mystery refferee. As they remove their disguises they reveal....*

Believer: Oh my...

Jahar: Wow...

Sidney: Uh oh...

~The commentators are: Rosy O'Donnell, taking Believer's place; Yoda, in the place of Sidney, and Ghost in the Jahar9's spot. The mystery reff takes off his mask. It is...ALEX TREBEK!~

Believer: Oh, cool, Rosy! I love your show!

Sidney: Back you are, Yoda! So happy am I!

Yoda: Glad am I, as well.

Jahar: ~Sighs~ Hello, Ghost. Looking foreward to commentating?

Ghost: Yep! I have always wanted to commentate!

Rosy: So, are we getting started or what? And how come no one wanted Tommy to take their place?

~And so, the match begins...~ *Ghost sits down in chair, and it breaks*

Ghost: How on earth do you sit in this thing without breaking it, Jahar?

Rosy: Must be the orthopedic shoes.

Jahar9: Hey! I don't wear orthopedic shoes! Honest! See? Nikes!

*Believer hops into the ring*

Believer: Yeah, orthopedic shoes might clash with your purple, green, and yellow mu-mu. Quit stalling and come on!

Jahar9: I'll get you for that one! *shakes fist at Believer* *Whispers to Sidney* Is it just me or is she cranky today?

Sidney: Agree I do, but cranky I am now as well. You should just quit whining, the IRS is coming.

Jahar9: How foreboding. Hey, wait, you forgot to use the participle!

Sidney: Well, it gets tiring after a while. I don't feel like using it at the moment.

Yoda: Use the participle you should always! Banned from using it at all you are now!

Sidney: Oh, big whopping deal. What was I going to use it for anyway?

Jahar9: I don't know, Sidney. I get the feeling that we're all in big trouble...

*Pigeon and PK wave from the stands. Jahar9, Sidney, and Believer wave back*

Yoda: Start the match we shall.

*Alex bangs Pigeon's...hey wait.....

Alex: PigeonMorph, get down here.

*Jahar9 laughs*

*Alex bangs Pigeon's head and the match begins*

Believer: Come on IRS! We can beat these clowns!

Jahar9: You're switching sides? Oh, great. Why, why, WHY did I have to miss track practice for this?

Yoda: Stop talking you shall. Commentate this match we will.

Rosy: Sidney. Why would a girl call herself Sidney? And speaking of Sidney, she's making the first move on the IRS!

Ghost: She's going right for the head of the deparment!

Yoda: Jahar9 is staying back, yes?

Ghost: I wonder why.

*Jahar9 climbs up on the ropes, and jumps on IRS employee, knocking him unconscious*

Jahar9: *grinning* Ouch. That had to hurt.

Rosy: That girl's going to give people brain damage like that.

Yoda: About to attack another she is!

Ghost: Hey, she does this pretty good.

Jahar9: Thanks for the compliment.

*Jahar9 climbs back up onto the ropes, and this time jumps on Believer. They are fighting each other now.*

Rosy: It looks like Believer is surrounded by about a half a dozen IRS people. T his is not looking good for Jahar. They're ganging up on her!

Ghost: Meanwhile, Sidney is using her shell to block the opponent's blows. They're bouncing off of the shell like a big... b ouncing... thing... yeah.

Yoda: *sarcastically* Great discrip t ions you give.

Ghost: Jahar has fought her way out of the corner, but the IRS is bringing out it's secret weapon.

Rosy: It's..it's HUGE!

Yoda: Weird it is.

Jahar9: What the....is that legal to have that?

IRS and Believer: We are the mighty IRS(Believer: AND Believer), we can do whatever we want.

Pigeon: We are the mighty freaks, and we challenge you!

*Pigeon and PK jump into the ring.....

Pigeon: Ha ha! Your wimpy and pathetic weapon have no affect on us weirdos!

IRS: Wanna bet?

Alex: No Betting is allowed!

IRS: Sorry. Okay, then..uh..wanna find out?

Pigeon: ~gulps~ Uhh...~Pigeon runs out of the ring, screaming "I have a noodle in my shoe!"~

Believer: Always been useless, always will be!

Jahar9: Traitor! How could you betray us!

Believer: I knew I was on the wrong side when Sidney gave up the Participle!

Jahar9: You turned on us before that!

Yoda: Activating the weapon are they.

Rosy: Whoooo-hooooo! C'mon, I bet I can make a song about this!

Alex: NO betting!

Ghost: Oh no! You guys, would you please watch the match?! Believer just got knocked out. She's...oh, my.

Sidney: She's growing! Green!

Jahar9: Why does stuff always have to grow?

Pigeon: Green?

Yoda: Huge is Believer.

Ghost: Hey, why are you growing?

Believer: I wanted to.

Jahar9: Whatever.

Yoda: Drop kicked an IRS agent, PK just did! Oh, and punched one in the shoe did Pigeon. Wait, no. Punched herself in the shoe she did. The noodle it must be!

Ghost: What a bunch of weirdos.

Jahar9: You should be one to talk?

Rosy: Okay, so five IRS agents are down so far, leaving ten to go. Believer is the size of the Empire Stae Building, Jahar is hopping around the ring holding her foot, Pigeon is cowering in a corner saying "there's a noodle in my shoe", Sidney is using some nice moves using her shell, and PK is using...well, that isn't any type of fighting that I've ever seen before.

Pigeon: Yay! Go Sidney! Way to use your shell! And..ug!!

Rosy: Oh, it looks like the IRS has hit Pigeon over the head with a noodle! B ut what are they doing now?

Ghost: Clipping their collective toenails!

Rosy: Please tell me you just always wanted to say that.

Ghost: Nope.

Rosy: Good.

Yoda: Aiming the weapon the IRS is.

Sidney: Hey Pigeon, we need some help. No thanks to Believer, we happen to be one person short.

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe, there's a noodle in my shoe, there's a shoe in my noodle..

Rosy: That girl's worse than insane. She's right, she's got a shoe in her noodle. Someone should invest in a straight jacket.

Jahar9: Come on Pigeon, we need your help!

*Pigeon hops into the ring, where Believer drops a noodle into her shoe.*

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe! There's a noodle in my shoe! *Runs away*

Believer: You know Pigeon, that's old. *Laughs*

Yoda: Ah, but a noodle she really does have in her shoe this time.

Believer: Duh!

Ghost: She's the girl who cried noodle!

Rosy: Back to the match! Look, Jahar has stomped down two agents, PK is still mowing more down, Sidney is running around in circles and tripping agents. No one knows what Jahar is doing, but it looks like she wants to fight Yoda for the Participle.

Jahar9: Gimme the Participle! I want to examine it!

Yoda: The Participle you cannot have!

Ghost: What a weird weirdo.

Yoda: A weird weirdo she is!

Rosy: *Sings* She's a weird, wierd weirdo, a weird, weird weirdo she is!

Ghost: Look, Jahar is stomping agents with her orthopedic shoes!

Jahar9: I said they were Nikes!

*Believer is about to stomp Sidney when...

Believer: Hey, Jahar! Where'd you get your orthopedic shoes?

Jahar9: Umm, a special place? Wait a second, I don't have orthopedic shoes! Sidney, hey! Run, she's gonna stomp you with her gargantuin foot!

Ghost: Jahar is certaily acting weird today. She seems more like Pigeon.

Jahar9: I can assure you that I haven't switched places with anyone. I just have too much energy today. Frosted Flakes, chocolate, little chocolate doughnuts, powdered doughnuts.

Beleiver: What are you, a police officer?

Sidney: Then use your sugar rush to get the IRS!

Jahar9: Alright. Where to start, where to start. Hmmm.

Believer: They're gonna shoot that thing! Look out!..... *all of the Weirdos freeze for a moment, then hit the floor as the IRS shoots the weapon*

Rosy: Okay, that was completely pointless.

Ghost: Yeah, all this fuss about a water gun?

Lead IRS agent: Yes, but you have to admit, it's a BIG water gun!

Yoda: And soaked the Weirdos are.

Beleiver: I'm melting, I'm melting, oh, what a world! I'm shrinking! NO, it was so fun to grow!

Jahar9: Oh, get up.

Sidney: Ack!! That stupid water gun soaked my big comfy multicolored shell! And it threw me on my back! I feel all squishy and I can't move!

Rosy: *singing* I feel squishy! Oh so squishy!

Ghost: Please, do not ruin West Side Story for me that way.

Sidney: *folds arms and hums nonchalantly, then starts making a face* Hey, I have two questions:
1.) Weren't Mulder and Scully supposed to be fighting this round with us?
and2.) WHERE DID THE PARTICIPLE GO!!!!!...?

Yoda: Uh-oh...dorpped it I did!

Sidney: How could you be so careless? If I could, I'd ban you from use of the Participle!

Ghost: But who has it now?

*Scully walks in, followed by Mulder who is brandishing the Participle*

Yoda: The Participle Mulder has!

Jahar9: I don't think he's qualified to use that.

Mulder: Like this do you mean? *Swings participle, smashing parts of the stands*

Sidney: Who's side are you on?

Jahar9: I don't want to know.

Believer: *sweetly* Mulder, would you please give Sidney back the participle?

Jahar9: Mulder, don't listen to her, she's a traitor!

Believer: NO, I'll switch back, I'm sorry. *to Jahar* No one told me Mulder was coming! I don't know what came over me. I shouldn't have turned on you guys.

Jahar9: *Grins* Happy April Fool's Day?

Believer: Right back to you, but. It's April 4th!

Jahar9: Happy Easter!

Scully: What on earth is going on over on the stairs?

*Everyone walks over to the stairwell, where they see PigeonMorph running up and down the stairs.*

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe, doodly do! There's a noodle in my shoe, doodly do!

*Yoda grabs Participle off of Mulder and whacks Pigeon over the head with it.*

Jahar9: How...intersting.

Believer: What do we do with her now?

Mulder: Hey, I liked the participle! Can I have it back?

Yoda: No.

Sidney: You lost your right to it Yoda! Give it to him!

*Mulder tries to grab the Participle off of Yoda, but the IRS grabs it first*

Scully: Fair that was not!

All: Huh?

Jahar9: Hey, no running in the hallways!

*Jahar9 chases the IRS down the hall, but slips on a sunflower seed and falls down.*

Mulder: Sorry!

Believer: Is she OK?

Rosy: What kind of question is that? Has she ever been OK?

Yoda: OK she is, landed on her orthopedic shoes she did.

Sidney: How many times do you have to be reminded that you too are banned from the Participle?

Jahar9: I DON'T WEAR ORTHOPEDIC SHOES!

Rosy: I bet she's lying.

Alex: NO betting! You can wager, but no betting.

Rosy: Isn't wagering just another word for betting?

Alex: *Looks stumped* Uhhhh.

Rosy: I stumped Alex Trebek! Ha ha! *Breaks into song* I stumped Alex Trebek! I did I did, I stumped Alex Trebek.

Alex: Alright already!

Jahar9: Ouch.

Rosy: Watch out! Here comes the IRS again!

Mulder: They have a new weapon.

Jahar9: Quit dispensing useless information!

Believer: Mulder uses the Participle so well.

Jahar9: Come and get me you toaster-flavored Yoda struddels!

Yoda: Yoda struddels? Yoda struddels? Where do you find those?

Jahar9: Hold on a second.

*Jahar9 charges one of the IRS agents headfirst, but the agent steps aside and Jahar runs smack into the wall*

Believer: OK, tell me that didn't hurt.

Jahar9: It didn't hurt, it didn't hurt.....I'm OK!

Sidney: You were never OK!

Jahar9: I feel a bit lightheaded...

Pigeon: Blonde.

Scully: Let me through, I'm a doctor.

Jahar9: *slowly* We all know that. Yeah...a doctor...about time I got some service...uhh, look out, the IRS is going to shoot us

Scully: She's got a concussion, and she's dillusional too.

Sidney: Green.

Scully: No, she's not going to turn green.

Mulder: OK will she be?

Scully: She should be fine and dandy.

Jahar9: Fine and dandy? You mean those words from the 1950's?

Alex: Are you making fun of my generation?

IRS: What a pleasant distraction, and we hate to distract you from it, but ha! Look at what we have now!

Jahar9: It's big....beeeeeeeeeeggg! Bigger than Believer was!

Rosy: It looks like the shrink ray from Honey I shrunk the Kids!

Believer: It's gonna blow, it's gonna blow. THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT US!

Mulder: Right she is.

Ghost: There's no way out now, is there?

Beleiver: Wait, I think I've got this all figured out! It's a...
 

*BANG*
 

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Jahar9: Hidey ho everyone, and welcome to a very interesting match! Today, we, the CDM commentators will be battling the IRS. Dumb tax collectors....

Believer: In other words, this one will certainly be interesting.

Sidney: Wonder I do my place who will take, mmmm.

Jahar9: Ditto.

Believer: Here they come!

*Four people walk in, three mystery commentators, and one mystery refferee. As they remove their disguises they reveal....*

Believer: Oh my...

Jahar: Wow...

Sidney: Uh oh...

~The commentators are: Rosy O'Donnell, taking Believer's place; Yoda, in the place of Sidney, and Ghost in the Jahar9's spot. The mystery reff takes off his mask. It is...ALEX KRYCEK!*

Believer: Oh, cool, Rosy! I love your show!

Sidney: Back you are, Yoda! So happy am I!

Yoda: Glad am I, as well.

Jahar: Hey, Ghost. Looking forward to commentating?

Ghost: Yep! I have always wanted to commentate!

Rosy: So, are we getting started or what? And how come no one wanted Tommy to take their place?

Believer: Wait a second? Alex Krycek?!

~And so, the match begins...~ *Ghost sits down in chair, and it shoots straight up into the air*

Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Rosy: Her brain must be filled with hot air.

*Jahar9 falls to the floor laughing. Believer hops into the ring, grumbling*

Believer: Come on! Let's get this overwith. The sooner we do, the sooner Ratboy leaves.

Krycek: You'd better watch it, Mulder-lover. *shakes fist at Believer*

Jahar9: *whispers to Believer* Couldn't you have picked Mulder?

Believer: Sorry, I tried to get Alex Trebek. If I had known HE would show up...

Sidney: Quit whining you should, the IRS is coming.

Jahar9: How foreboding.

*Pigeon and PK wave from the stands. Jahar9, Sidney, and Believer wave back*

Yoda: Start the match we shall.

*Krycek bangs Pigeon's...hey wait.....

Krycek: PigeonMorph, get down here.

*Jahar9 laughs*

*Krycek bangs Pigeon's head and the match begins*

Believer: Come on IRS! Come and get us!

Sidney: Oh, this should be so green.

Jahar9: Green?

Yoda: Stop talking you must. Commentate this match we will.

Ghost: *falls back into the stands with a loud thump* Look at all the pretty stars! Mommy, can I take my nap now?

Rosy: *laughing* Watch that first chair, it's a doosey. Hmmm...Sidney. Why would a girl call herself Sidney? And speaking of Sidney, she's making the first move on the IRS!

Ghost: All three Sidneys are going right for the three heads of the deparment!

Yoda: Jahar9 is staying back, yes?

Ghost: I wonder why.

*Jahar9 climbs up on the ropes, preparing to jump onto an IRS employee when she suddenly grows wings and flys around the ring in figure 8's*

Jahar9: Hey, cool! Haa-haa, haa-haa! I'm flying! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! *bangs into a wall* Ouchies...

Rosy: That girl's going to give herself brain damage if she keeps banging into walls like that.

Yoda: Think I do that already has it she does.

Ghost: What a weirdo.

Jahar9: Thank you. For your information, I am particularly flaming peach today. *Jahar9 flies back to the ring and starts dropping coconuts on IRS agents.*

Yoda: Where on Degobah got Jahar wings and coconuts???

Jahar9: The Plot Hole.

Sidney: Like a Worm Hole it must be, but lacking in quantum fluxuations and misaligned tackeon beam transmissions it is.

Random IRS agent: Enough with the technobabble already!!!!

Rosy: It looks like Believer is cornered by about a half a dozen IRS people. This is not looking good.

Ghost: Meanwhile, Sidney is plowing her way through the opponents like...well, a plow.

Yoda: *sarcastically* Great discriptions you give.

Ghost: Believer has fought her way out of the corner, but the IRS is bringing out it's secret weapon.

Rosy: It's..it's HUGE!

Yoda: Weird it is.

Jahar9: What the....is that legal to have that?

IRS: We are the mighty IRS, we can do whatever we want.

Pigeon: We are the mighty freaks, and we're gonna get you!

*Pigeon and PK jump into the ring.....

Krycek: No outside help! It's against the rules!

Believer: There are no rules, you cheap, wadded-up chewing-gum, piece of Visser Three slime! I fart in your general direction! Your mamma was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Yoda: Tackled Alex Krycek has Believer! Pummeling him with her fists she is!

Ghost: I can't look!

Rosy: Well, I can...

PK: Here we go again... Pigeon: That? That is your weapon? It looks like my grandpa's rocking chair!

IRS: It is! Doesn't it strike fear and terror into your heart?

Pigeon: Oh, all the warm-fuzzy memories.

Jahar9: Warm-Fuzzy Believer!

Believer: My name is not Warm-Fuzzy Believer, Cheesy-Buttery Jahar!

Jahar9: Whatever, we all know what your name is!

Alex: Oh, Warm-Fuzzy Believer is it? Ha ha! The Mulder-lover has a mushy nickname too!

Believer: You know, there's more insults where the first batch came from Krycek!

Alex: That's Mister Krycek to you missy!

Believer: I've got a n a me for you, and I could put mister in front of that too.

Jahar9: Uh-oh, she's quoting Mulder.

Pigeon: *melancholy singing* There...there's no noodle in my shoe. I feel hollow, and empty inside. There's nothing in my noodle.

Rosy: Whoa..oh ..oh...

*Everyone breaks into song*

Pigeon: All my life...I've had that noodle, and now it's gone..

All: Whoop, doodly doo-ooo-ooo.

*Pigeon jumps up onto the chandelier and starts swinging from it*

Believer: Always been useless, always will be!

Jahar9: Pigeon. Get down from there!

Sidney: Where did we get a chandelier in the first place?

Believer: Hey Sidney, why aren't you using the Participle?

Sidney: Just a slight break it was.

Yoda: Activating the weapon are they!

Rosy: Whoooo-hooooo! C'mon, I bet I can make a song about this!

Alex: I think we've had enough songs!

Believer: Party pooper. I s hould kill you!

Alex: Because I'm a good refferee and want this match to get of for the good of everyone!

Believer: You don't care about anyone!

Alex: Shut up and fight!

Believer: You know, I think I should put the Death in deathmatch right now.

Ghost: Oh no!

Jahar9: Who's side are you on?

Rosy: Look, Believer's growing!

Yoda: Care I do not that unfair that is. Evil is Krycek!

Jahar9: You've got that right, but wouldn't Mulder like to kill him instead?

*Believer looks down*

Beleiver: I guess you're right...

Sidney: Hey, what about the IRS?

Pigeon: Ack!

Yoda: Threw a bucket of noodles at Pigeon the IRS just did.

Sidney: Hey, nice that was not!

Rosy: Finally this match is starting to happen!

Believer: I'll deal with you later Krycek!

Jahar9: Go Believer!

Yoda: Drop kicked an IRS agent, PK just did! Oh, and knocked the chandelier on agents did Pigeon! Noodle revenge it must be!

Ghost: What a bunch of weirdos.

Jahar9: You should be one to talk?

Rosy: Okay, so five IRS agents are down so far, leaving ten to go. Believer is the size of the Empire Stae Building, and still shaking her fist at Alex, Jahar is flying around the throwing kiwis, Pigeon is showing the true meaning of insane, Sidney is using some nice moves using her shell, and PK is using...well, that isn't any type of fighting that I've ever seen before.

Pigeon: Yay! Go Sidney! Way to use your shell! And..ug!!

Rosy: Oh, it looks like the IRS has hit Pigeon over the head with a noodle! But what are they doing now?

Ghost: Shaving Jahar's feathers. Hey!

Rosy: I don't think that's very nice!

Ghost: Nope.

Rosy: Good.

Yoda: Aiming the weapon the IRS is.

Sidney: Their weapon of what sort?

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe, there's a noodle in my shoe, there's a shoe in my noodle..

Rosy: That girl's worse than insane. She's right, she's got a shoe in her noodle. Someone should invest in a straight jacket.

Jahar9: Come on Pigeon, we need your help!

*Pigeon hops into the ring, where an IRS agent drops a noodle into her shoe.*

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe! There's a noodle in my shoe! *Runs away*

Believer: You know Pigeon, that's old. *Laughs*

Yoda: Ah, but a noodle she really does have in her shoe this time.

Jahar9: Yupperoo!

Ghost: She's the girl who cried noodle!

Rosy: Look at PK, she's bouncing agents off the ropes!

Ghost: What a weird weirdo.

Yoda: A weird weirdo she is!

Rosy: *Sings* She's a weird, wierd weirdo, a weird, weird weirdo she is!

Jahar9: Hey Believer, where do you get your insults?

Believer: It's a secret supplier.

Sidney: Use your insults to get the IRS then!

Jahar9: Hmm, interesting.

Believer: They're gonna shoot that thing! Look out!.....

*all of the Weirdos freeze for a moment, then hit the floor as the IRS shoots the weapon*

Rosy: Okay, that was completely pointless.

Ghost: Banana peels? The rocking chair shoots banana peels?

Lead IRS agent: Yes, but you have to admit, there's a lot of banana peels in there, and they're all very slippery!

Yoda: Slipping the Weirdos are!

Beleiver: This is kinda fun!

Jahar9: Yes it is!.

Sidney: Ack!! Those stupid peels are stuck in my shell!

Rosy: *singing* I feel squishy! Oh so squishy!

Ghost: Please, do not ruin West Side Story for me that way.

Sidney : *folds arms and hums nonchalantly, then starts making a face* Hey, I have two questions:
1.) Weren't Mulder and Scully supposed to be fighting this round with us?
and2.) WHERE DID THE PARTICIPLE GO!!!!!...?

Yoda: Uh-oh, I think we misplaced it!

Sidney: How could you be so careless?

Ghost: But who has it now?

Believer: I hope it's not Krycek!

*Scully walks in, followed by Mulder who is brandishing the Participle*

Yoda: The Participle Mulder has!

Jahar9: Well, that is much better than Krycek having it!

Mulder: Krycek is here!? What that....

Sidney: Settle that you can later.

Mulder: NO, not this time.

Jahar9: How many other times have there been?

Alex: Mulder is a wimp.

*Mulder swings Participle at Alex*

Scully: What on earth is going on over on the stairs?

Mulder: Don't distract me Scully.

*Everyone but Mulder and Krycek walk over to the stairwell, where they see PigeonMorph running up and down the stairs.*

Pigeon: There's a noodle in my shoe, doodly do! There's a noodle in my shoe, doodly do!

*Yoda grabs Participle off of Mulder and whacks Pigeon over the head with it.*

Jahar9: How...intersting.

Believer: What do we do with her now?

Mulder: Hey, give me that back! I was just about to whoop Alex's butt with that!

Yoda: No, qualified you are not!

Believer: Give it to him Yoda! Before it's too late!

*Mulder tries to grab the Participle off of Yoda, but the IRS grabs it first*

Sidney: Fair that was not!

All: Hey!

*Jahar9 chases the IRS down the hall, but slips on a sunflower seed and falls down.*

Mulder: I should have picke that up, huh?

Believer: Is she OK?

Rosy: What kind of question is that? Has she ever been OK?

Yoda: Never OK has she been.

Jahar9: What do you know?

Sidney: Know's lots does Yoda. He's green.

Pigeon: Literally.

Rosy: I bet she's lying.

Alex: Humph.

Rosy: Watch out! Here comes the IRS again!

Mulder: They have a new weapon.

Jahar9: Come and get me you Stupid things!

Yoda: Wow, creativity!

Jahar9: Hold on a second.

*Jahar9 charges one of the IRS agents headfirst, but the agent steps aside and Jahar runs smack into the wall*

Believer: OK, tell me that didn't hurt.

Jahar9: It didn't hurt, it didn't hurt.....I'm OK!

Sidney: OK you never were!

Jahar9: I don't feel so good...

Alex: Oh well.

Scully: Let me through, I'm a doctor.

Believer: I just got the weirdest sense of deja vou.

Scully: She's got a concussion, and she's dillusional too.

Sidney: Green.

Scully: No, she's not going to turn green.

Mulder: Will she be OK?

Scully: She should be fine and dandy.

Jahar9 & Believer: Fine and dandy? You mean those words from the 1950's?

Alex: Are you making fun of my generation?

Believer: Ah ha! I knew she was going to say that.

Mulder: What are you saying, that this is some type of time warp?

IRS: What a pleasant distraction, and we hate to distract you from it, but ha! Look at what we have now!

Jahar9: It's big....beeeeeeeeeeggg! Bigger than Believer was!

Rosy: It looks like the shrink ray from Honey I shrunk the Kids!

Believer: It's gonna blow, it's gonna blow. THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT US! I know it! We've got to do something!

Mulder: Right she is.

Ghost: There's no way out now, is there?

Believer: There is, we've got to change this, so the timeline rights itself.

Scully: There's no scientific evidence to prove the existance of this time warp.

Jahar9: What do you want, Skinner to run in here with a sign that says "This is a Time Warp"?

Rosy: *Sings* Let's do the Time Warp again!

*Skinner runs in with a sign the says "This is a Time Warp" and starts dancing the Time Warp with Rosy*

Sidney: Proves that just does that anything can happen in a weirdo Celebrity.

Beleiver: That's it, that's the evidence we need! If anything can happen, then it can be a time warp!

IRS: Too bad you realized that a little too late, because there's no chaning it this time.....

Believer: Yuh huh!

Ghost: Yuh huh?

Pigeon: Yuh yuh yuh-huh huh huh! Huh-huh yuh-yuh!

Alex: Geez...

Believer: I mean, there is a way to change the time-warp thingamabob.

Jahar: How? Do tell, oh wise and wonderful Believer of the paranormal and all things weird!

Believer: Mulder will explain.

Mulder: I will?

Believer: Just do it!

Sidney: Nike!

Jahar: Like my shoes!

IRS: Nope. No time to explain. You're all going DOWN!

Believer: But that's just it. We are going down!

Scully: Okay, can anyone make sense of this girl?

Mulder: I can! Believer and I are kindred spirits, two of a kind, one of a pair, you know? I want to marry her when this is over.

Jahar: Um...what?!

Believer: ~grins evilly~ I used the Participle.

Mulder: Did I just say what I think I just said?

Sidney: Yuh huh.

Mulder: Anyhoo, this is what we have to do...

~Mulder continues, whispering to everyone so the IRS doesn't hear. The commentators and Alex are taking naps in the sink, and the IRS are drinking vodka.~

IRS: Hey, you guys done yet? We want to kill you!

Scully: Just give us a second.

IRS: Okay.

Mulder: Okay, you can kill us now.

~He nods to everyone, giving the signal to follow the plan. The IRS shoots...~
 

*BANG*
 

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Believer: Ha ha, told ya it'd work.

Jahar9: Who'da thought of that, besides the wonderful Believer. Who else could come up with an idea that included Yoda sabotaging the IRS's gun! You and Mulder belong together.

Sidney: Enough already! Believer, put the Participle down on the ground and step back from it slowly.

Jahar9: *Shakes head* Ug! Believer, how could you? *Laughs*

Pigeon: Where'd Scully go?

Mulder: She's gone for right now, but I'm not afraid, I have Believer here.

Sidney: Believer! Told you I did to leave the Participle to qualified users! Made it permanent you did!

Believer: I did? Uh-oh. Well, it's not that bad.

Jahar9: For you! Think of all those internet fans that swoon over him, well, D.D., and what about...Hmm, hold on, I've confused myself. What ever happened to D.D. after he reffed match 5? What was the story behind that.

Pigeon: Pie! Pizza Pie! With cherry Yoda struddles on top!

*Yoda whacks Pigeon over the head with Sidney*

Sidney: Ouch!

Jahar9: Oh well, let's forget about D.D.

Mulder: He's only fictional.

Yoda: Do what did you? Gave him brain damage you did!

Jahar9: Where's Scully when you need her?

Sidney: Got rid of Scully did you Believer?

Believer: I don't think that was part of the spell.

Jahar9: Spell? The Participle casts spells?

Yoda: That it does do. Words of magic kind of what type did you use?

Pigeon: Delerium is fuuuuuuuun.

Believer: Yipity-skipity-nipity-flipity-bipity-bopety-boo.

Pigeon: Fee fi fo fum?

*Yoda whacks Pigeon over the head with a Darth Vader mask.*

Jahar9: *coughs* Plot hole.

Pigeon: Plot holes!

Believer: How does she get up so fast?

Jahar9: Her head must be numb.

Sidney: Bet I do that she's dead from the neck up.

Pigeon: Vitreous Humor!

*Yoda throws Pigeon into a plot hole*

Believer: You know, this isn't going at all like it has before, I think we've started a new part of the timeline.

Jahar9: Unfortunately, Mulder has brain damage, and Scully is missing.

Sidney: And in a plot hole Pigeon is.

Beleiver: OH well.

Sidney: Fix this we must, so get killed we must once again.

Yoda: But, if the day starts again, forget you all may, and make the same mistake again you might.

Jahar9: True.

Pigeon: False.

Jahar9: Go back to your plot hole Pigeon.

Sidney: Why is no one else talking?

Believer: Rosy is talking to Ghost about high school, at least that's what it looks like.

Jahar9: What's the IRS doing?

Yoda: Repairing the weapon the IRS is.

Sidney: Oh well, how would we remember today tomorrow, if tomorrow is today again?

Jahar9: I don't think it's possible, we need to find someone that's known all along what's going on.

Believer: Perhaps someone in the audience..?

Sidney: *shouts* Hey! Anyone know what's going on?

Someone in the audience: Isn't that your job?

Jahar9: Smart mouth.

Someone else: You mean the Time Warp?

Believer: That's it!

Same someone else: It's a jump to the left, then a step to the right...
*All join in for a big song & dance number*
"It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness, takes it's toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember,
Doing the Time Warp Drinking, Those moments when,
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
Bend your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeristic intention
Well secluded I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing
Can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
Bend your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
Took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck
And the devil's eyes!
Oh he stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
*Yoda and Sidney Tap Dance*
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the T im e Wa r p again!
It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
Bend your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you ins ane
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Everyone: YEAH!

Believer: That was fun!

Jahar9: Yupperoo.

Sidney: Hey look, it's Scully.

Mulder: Hey Scully, you just missed a lot of fun.

Believer: Hey! I just got an idea! Scully, you know Mulder has brain damage, right?

Scully: He's always had brain damage.

Believer: I mean this time it's my fault. I used the Participle. You need to use the power of science to help him back to normal.

Jahar9: Normal, that'll be the day. *rolls eyes*

Yoda: The Power of Science rivals the Participle in power.

Sidney: Ooooo.

Jahar9: Ahhhh.

*Scully takes out the Power of Science, and says the secret magic words*

Believer: Did it work?.....

Mulder: There's a shoe in my noodle!

*Everyone groans*

Mulder: *laughs* Just kidding. I'm fine.

Believer: Prove it!

Mulder: Um... The truth is out there! Trust no one!

Beliver: It is him!!! Mulder! *runs over and squeezes Mulder until his eyes bulge out*

Mulder: Ack! *@$*%#$%*^

Jahar9: None of that naughty language now! This is MY place.

Pigeon: *pops out of plot hole again, but just with her head* Am I missing something here??

Jahar9: *pushes Pigeon back into the plot hole* And this thyme STAY there.

Pigeon: *reads Weirdo MB from inside the plot hole* Thyme? Isn't that an herb?

Jahar9: This time warp is SERIOUSLY messing things up. Pigeon is acting smart.

Sidney: Hmmmm....

Yoda: With you is the Force at the moment. Thinking of what are you?

Sidney: Hmmmm....

Everyone else: Hmmmm?

Yoda: Mmmm, yes!

Sidney: Mmmm. Yes.

Jahar9: FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, WHAT DOES MMMM MEAN???

Sidney: I may have a way to end this whole thing.

All: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

Jahar9: And I'll say once again, WHAT does mmmm mean? I can't decode mmmorse code, if that's even what it is.

Sidney: mm mmmm m m mmm.

Believer: Pigeon is a floating blob of plasma on a hot tin roof?

*Pigeon pops out of plot hole*

Pigoen: Yup, yep.

Jahar: That's my line!

Pigeon: Clap on, clap off!

*Everyone claps twice, then Yoda whacks Pigeon with a book of Poetry and she disappears*

Rosy: Hey, I could make up a song about this!

Alex: But you won't.

Rosy: What gives you that idea?

Alex: I run this match.

Believer: But, we could fix that.

Jahar9: And I own the ring.

Alex: So?

Sidney: Outnumbered and surrounded you are.

Yoda: A fact that is...

Believer: So cummon, give us your best shot, Krycek!

*Just as Believer is about to jump on Krycek, in walks CSM, Fowley, and hundreds of other people, and none of them look happy*

Jahar9: Uh-oh.

Sidney: Why does this suddenly remind me of the PK vs. Picachu match?

Believer: Who cares if we have the entire IRS and Mulder's enemies against us, we can fight them. Who all do we have on our side....?

Jahar9: Me, you, Sidney, Yoda, Rosy, Ghost, Mulder, Scully..umm, I can't think of anymore. Oh, and PK.

PK: Fine, just forget about me.

Jahar9: Well, you don't talk much.

PK: It isn't my fault. *Looks up at the authors*

Believer: Hey, before we get this going again, Sidney, what were you hmmm-ing about?....

Sidney: An idea I have to end this Deathmatch, time warp, and to return everything back to the way it was.

Jahar9: Oh? *batts her eyes* And what was that? *grumbles: Little Miss Know-it All*

Sidney: *folds arms* I'm only 15. All of the commentators, including myself, average 14 years of age. Therefore, we aren't old enough to carry a steady income OR pay taxes yet!!!

IRS agents: *gasp!* We're beaten! *dissapear with a ~poof~*

CDM commentators: *cheer and give high 5.5's*

CSM: *clears throat* Before you start to celebrate... aren't you forgetting something?

Believer: Oh, great...

*Suddenly, a loud BANG, BOOM, CRASH, and most of all an over-lying WOOOOSH!!!*

Pigeon: Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhooooooo!!!!!! Ride 'em cow-pigeon!!!!!

Believer: What the?...

Jahar9: Hey! It's Pigeon! What's that thing she's ridig on?

Sidney: It's a TWISTER!

*Pigeon is riding on top of the tornado, and she seems to have learned how to control it. She uses it to suck up CSM, Fowley, and all of the other bad people. When she's done, she jumps off and it goes back into its plot-hole home.*

Jahar9: Whoa, Pigeon, that was... amazing!

Pigeon: I was bored when I got stuck in that plot hole. So I made a new friend! Some cowboy dude, he taught me how to ride those things.

Sidney: Wow. I'm speechless.

PK: That's a first.

Believer: But HE's still here!

Krycek: Now... people... let's be resonable here...

Yoda: Reasonable? Doubt it I do that reasonable they have ever been.

Believer: *Laughs evilly* Mulder, dear? Let's show our Guest Referee the door. No, wait. I have a better idea.

Mulder: I got the tar. You got the feathers?

Believer: Um... Jahar? You mind?

Jahar9: Nah, the rest wouldn't have grown back, anyhow. *gives Believer the rest of the feathers left from her wings*

Rosy: *singing* Alouetta, jantez allouetta! Allouetta, jantez plumares!

Sidney: Help you I should with your French prounciation, terrible it is.

Rosy: In English! *singing* Pluck the feathers! Pluch the birdie's feathers! Pluck the feathers, pluck them all the day!

Sidney: Oh, that's not even what it means.

Yoda: Using the participle are you or not???

Sidney: *sighs* Know I do not, sorry I am. Finish this could we later, want I do to watch Krycek get humiliated.

Yoda: Agree I will to that.

*Jahar9 gets some superglue and puts a dunce cap on Krycek's head. Permanently. Mulder and Believer tar and feather him. Scully stands back and watches, then stands in front of him and makes a face. Krycek gets mad, so he makes the ugliest face he can. Then, Scully slaps him on the back.*

Believer: Hey, what good will that do?

Scully: You'll see. It isn't scientific, but then again, nothing around here is. I figured, go with the flow just this once. Besides, it's funny!

Krycek: Hey, what did you do? My face! I can't move my face!

Scully: Yup. I made his face freeze like that. He's going to go through the rest of his life with a face... more hideous than... *snorts, giggles, then falls on the floor laughing so hard she can't breathe*

Mulder: What's up with her? *looks at Krycek and falls on the floor laughing as well*

Sidney: I don't see what's so funny. Oh, well. Until next time, this is one Celebrity DeathMatch commentator who is going to take a short and exausted nap. Good fight, good night.

Go to Round 6! Or else...: CDM 6