|Re: The CDM formerly known as Lost!
Sunday, 05-Dec-1999 20:30:23
Dorothy Believer: Stop!
::The Author stops singing and the world exists again::
TJ: Hey, we're not in Oz anymore!
STCA: Speak like Yoda do I? Speak like Yoda I do!!
Author: What the...hey! Give me back my keyboard!!!
::Believer the keyboard stealer wrestles the author for the keyboard::
Sidney: Perhaps invite him to our par-tay we should? Leave us alone then would he?
Author: Never! I will dedicate my life to making you weirdos miserable!
::Suddenly Krycek shows up, holding the spork. Following him is Yoda, carrying the Participle::
Sidney: Yoda! Come to save us have you??
Yoda: Come to join the par-tay I have, yes.
Jahar: We can't have the par-tay until we get rid of the awful author!
Believer: What are YOU doing here, Rat Boy?
Rat..er, Krycek: I'm here to save you!
Believer: But you just vowed to destroy us!
Krycek: No I didn't!
Believer: Yeah you did.
Krycek: No, I didn't.
Author: Would you two please quit it?!
Pigeon: Wow....there's a noodle...in my SHOE!!!!! OHMIGOD!!!! THRERE'S A NOODLE IN MY SHOE!!!!!!
Jahar: Yeah, well, if an otter crosses the road on a Saturday afternoon, it's because he knows that the price of tomatoes in China is different from MadTV's theme song!
Believer: Trust no one, the truth is out there, i want to believe, resist or serve, believe the lie, apology is policy, everything dies, amor fati--
Author: Enough!!!!! I give up! You people are too weird! I'm leaving. But just you wait until that par-tay...::e-vil laugh::
Sidney: A good riddance that was.
Jahar: Now, on to our par-tay!
::The whole group, incluing Krycek unfortunately, use the spork and participle combined to go back to the CDM arena, where they find...::
Well then, amusing, isn't it? (dontcha love Ohioan dialect?) I'll shut up now and send you to the next addition...